If you’re like me, and you’re probably pretty thankful you’re not, you happen to glance up at the calendar and notice its Dec. 24. The clock reveals it's 5 p.m. and you arrive at the stark realization that you haven’t done your Christmas shopping, yet.

A frantic loop of the old standbys ensues. The best that is left at Walmart, Rite Aid and yes, even Stop 'n Go, to pick in the hopes you find that last-minute gift that says exactly what your mood is: “I’m late, it’s cold and I’ll probably be up all night wrapping.”

But, take heart. I’ve gone to the trouble of putting together a list of gifts that are sure to say “Merry Christmas” in that special way and save you the fear and loathing of last-minute Christmas shopping. All these gifts are available right here on the Midcoast. 

His and Hers SUV

What better way to start the holidays than with his and hers SUVs from Fuller Chevrolet/GMC in Rockland.  Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. The richly appointed interiors of both vehicles will keep you warm and cozy.

For him: A black GMC Yukon Denali AWD $60,960

For her: A white Chevrolet Tahoe 4WD LTZ, $60,755

Total price for the pair: $121,715

A Packard Roadster
If your taste in vehicles runs a little more toward the classics there is no better way to take that quick trip to the market or a Sunday drive than with a 1933 Packard 1001 Roadster, currently on consignment and offered for sale by the Owl’s Head Transportation Museum.

Many consider 1933 Packard’s most classic year. Packard automobiles were built from 1899 to 1958. They were considered an American luxury car. “In a Packard you've got the world on a string. In a Packard car you feel like a king. Ride along in your Packard, what fun! And ask the man; just ask the man, the lucky man who owns one!”

$180,000 will park this classic automobile under you tree (or at least in your garage).

Key West, where too much fun is not enough

Looking for a tropical vacation? There’s no better place to enjoy the warm sun and coral reef than in beautiful Key West, Florida. Palm trees and 80 degrees F will be the order of the day. S.E.A. Ltd of Camden gives you a secluded, lush tropical jungle setting on two floors of a real coral rock house. Enjoy the beaches, or sun yourself on your own spacious deck. Experience all the amenities of the Island or just relax in your own private pool with grotto. In Key West, too much fun is just not enough.  And the cost for secluded fun and tropical sun: $20,000 for a month in paradise. Call 207-236-8353 for details.

 

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

If elegance is on your mind and you’re trying to say that special something to someone you love, look no further than Thomas Michael’s Jewelry in Camden.

The necklace and bracelet combination can be purchased together or separately. The bracelet features 11.8 carats of diamonds each in a separate setting and hinged to each other in an 18 carat yellow gold band.

“It moves and feels like water,” says Thomas Michaels.

The hand-fabricated necklace features a natural, fancy, yellow heart shaped diamond that is 2.01 carats, with 12 additional orange and white diamonds as accents weighing 2.07 carats. The necklace is made of 18Karat white gold.  Both are on display at — Elm Street in Camden.

Bracelet: $42,000

Necklace: $30,000

As a set: $72,000

 

Hinckley yacht

As the Hinckley Company of Southwest Harbor likes to say: “At the heart of boating there are a few simple values. One of which is the importance of having some plain, good old fashioned fun.” Nothing says fun better than a picnic. Hinckley Yachts will build one of its world famous jet powered picnic boats for a mere $827,500 (stocking for the boat to fit in extra). Luxury and style in a small yacht is just the beginning as you cruise the waters of Penobscot Bay. What better way to say “Merry Christmas,” then with world renowned craftsmanship, rooted in Maine’s maritime heritage?

 

Fox Hill, Camden

If you like to entertain with plenty of room to accommodate lots of friends and relatives then Borden Cottage at Fox Hill is the place for you. Leslie Tranchell, of Legacy Properties, Sotheby’s International Realty can put you at home for the holidays. The compound, built in 1903, features a heated, outdoor swimming pool, indoor bowling alley and a 70-car garage. And that’s just the beginning. Borden Cottage at Fox Hill is one of Maine’s premier coastal estates. Set on 13.8 acres of professionally landscapes grounds high above Penobscot Bay, the 24 rooms include 10 bedrooms, an indoor theater, and a chef’s catering kitchen just to name a few. There are three guest cottages on the grounds, a fitness studio and even a 1950s-style diner. The list goes on and on. Take the worry out of not enough closet space this Christmas with Borden Cottage. Yours for just $4,950,000

Total price for all the above items: $6,219,215

Sundry
$39.95 for a background check on your daughter’s new boyfriend: Priceless.